Microsoft A.I. Predicts Seattle Superbowl Victory

REDMOND, WA -- Microsoft Corporation announced today that, two weeks ago, its super-secret algorithm "Predictor Plus", correctly predicted that the Seattle Seahawks would win the Super Bowl with a final score of 43-8.

Spokeswoman Marla Surface said:

It's amazing how awesome our new technology is. We are still leagues above our competitors. Did Apple predict this victory? Did Google? Nope!

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LONDON, UK -- Apple Records is re-releasing the entire Beatles catalog again, but this time all of the songs will be played backwards.

Said company president Jeff Jones in a press release:

Over the years, thousands of people have claimed to have heard secret messages in Beatles records when playing them backwards. We cannot confirm or deny that such messages exist, but now, for only $150 pounds sterling, you can hear for yourself.

Elderly Woman Uses Cell Phone

Despite her children's best efforts, 87 year old Gertrude McClavich became the first person older than 80 to successfully use a cellular telephone to complete a call when she used her Samsung Galaxy Note II to phone her surprised daughter-in-law in Minneapolis. Click through to read this amazing story.

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