SEATTLE, WA -- Amazon corporation is rumored to be developing a cell phone with six cameras attached, five on the phone itself and one on a long cable for capturing upskirt photos (this feature is automatically disabled in Massachusetts).
Unfortunately, users have decided they won't be buying this yet-to-exist phone.
"Only six cameras?" said one hipster, who rolled his eyes so hard his Google Glass rebooted itself, "I'll pass until they have at least eight."