"Six Cameras Just Aren't Enough"

SEATTLE, WA -- Amazon corporation is rumored to be developing a cell phone with six cameras attached, five on the phone itself and one on a long cable for capturing upskirt photos (this feature is automatically disabled in Massachusetts).

Unfortunately, users have decided they won't be buying this yet-to-exist phone.

"Only six cameras?" said one hipster, who rolled his eyes so hard his Google Glass rebooted itself, "I'll pass until they have at least eight."

Another hipster echoed the same sentiment while drinking an Elderflower and Lime Martini at Zeitgeist. "Do they think we're fools? I'm not going to spend $1.5 million on a junior one bedroom yet only settle for six cameras on my phone!"

The rumored phone will be free, with a $99 per year charge for shipping.