Man Feasts in Warcraft But Eats Canned Ravioli IRL

AMES, IA -- 19 year-old Dustin Thoroughgood prepared his guild an amazing feast in World of Warcraft this past weekend.

"We had Shoveltusk Soup, Sewer Carp, Fish Feast, Hearty Rhino, Imperial Manta Steak, Poached Northern Sculpin, Dragonfin Fillet, Dalaran Donuts and, just for fun, Critter Bites."

When asked what he himself had for dinner last night in real life (IRL), Thoroughgood shrugged and said "I guess I ate a can of Ravioli from Safeway".