SEATTLE, WA -- The dread you felt this morning is real. On this Christmas Eve, Amazon.com, the world's largest online retailer, has issued a dire warning.
"We are afraid it is too late to order overnight delivery of Christmas gifts, except for gift certificates and gifts of downloaded content" said spokesman Irving Newton. "If you didn't order before today, you are S.O.L. We're really sorry. Even Santa can't do anything at this point."
It is on this unfortunate, sad note that we at Tech4Days wish you, your family, your cyber friends and your avatars a Happy Holiday season!