CUPERTINO, CA--Apple has announced its new line of Mac Pro Computers. Unlike the current Mac Pros, which are rectangular and weight close to 20 pounds, the new Mac Pros will be round and weigh approximately 12 ounces.
Additionally, the new computers will deflate in under 30 seconds for easy transport, and be re-inflatable using a proprietary pumping mechanism that has yet to be announced.
"No fun my ass," said Apple Senior VP Phil Schiller as he threw several Mac Pro prototypes into the audience of Mac devotees.
The basic version of the new Mac Pro will sell for $2,999.95 and include a power cable and inflation device. A version featuring I/O, ports, storage and an input device will cost considerably more, but the exact price has yet to be announced.