September 2014

Free U2 Album is Just More Socialism Say Republicans

WASHINGTON, DC -- Several prominent Republicans expressed outrage this week over Apple Corporation giving 300 million people free copies of the new U2 album.

"We have a major first-world problem on our hands," said House Speaker John Boehner. "Somehow Apple thinks they have the right to use the tubes of the internet to send people free music. Well, this liberal democratic communist socialism will not stand!"