IRVINE, CA--Blizzard Entertainment announced that it is removing the level cap on its signature game, World of Warcraft, from the current maximum of 90 for players who purchase the new expansion "World of Warcraft: Epoch of Leveling".

Initially, I thought 99 cents was too much to pay for NSASoft's new "Super Amazing Flashlight" app for iPhones and Android phones. Once I got to know the app, however, my opinion quickly changed.

BOISE, IDAHO--BoiseSoftWerks is releasing its new Skype-like chat app "Neighbors". Unlike Skype, Neighbors restricts users to chatting with those who are 100 feet away or less.

"When I was growing up, neighbors would sit outside on their porches and talk with each other," said company founder Nathaniel Dekwerp. "Today, everyone is inside, even on nice summer nights, sitting at their computers. I wanted to create something that would let people socialize with their neighbors again."

VATICAN CITY -- The Catholic Church's Committee Helping Returns In Startup Technology (CHRIST) has announced that it will retrofit 37 large cathedrals throughout the world to enable parishioners to make in-pew purchases.

Church CIO Fr. Barrilla Ronzoni is in charge of this massive project, which will involve retrofitting pews with touch screens which only activate when parishioners kneel.

WASHINGTON, DC -- In an effort to reduce the Federal Budget Deficit, Congress and the Obama Administration have authorized the National Security Agency (NSA) to offer drone-cam subscriptions to anyone residing in the United States.

Said Press Secretary Jay Carney: "We have had so much fun looking into people's houses, watching them in their cars, etc. that we decided it's just not fair to keep this all to ourselves."

There will be three subscription levels: